STUFF YOU WILL HATE

I shave the face currently, I used to leave stubble but it was weak as fuck so I'm trying to convince it to grow into a nice, full-coverage 5 O'clock shadow.
I trim the pits real short, also trim my chest hair because bishes like it more (confirmed, I never used to until bishes started mentioning it)(also makes my pecs look better, via being a fggt) and trim ze pubes short too. HATE shaving the pubes, way too itchy and brutal. I also shave my tattoed arm as well bcz I'm a loserfag and I don't like having hairy ink.

I used to shave luzly patterns into my pubes, for a while they were a big downward pointing arrow, for obvious lolz. Have tried a landing strip, an X and a very mis-shapen circle. Good excuse to get semi-naked in public places.

Anyone ever waxed / used hair removal cream on their ass before? Holy ouchfuck. Worth it though.

with you on the chest trimming homie. Its not even a shaved chest they just want it to look like you are relatively clean.

Cannot grow any hair (except that atop my head) and must admit, I dig it a bit.

slutasaurusrex wrote:I vote everyone posts a picture of their nicely trimmed facial hair.

You're just convinced we're all 9+'s since the everyone post topless pics thing, aren't you.

Truffles wrote:Cannot grow any hair (except that atop my head) and must admit, I dig it a bit.

slutasaurusrex wrote:I vote everyone posts a picture of their nicely trimmed facial hair.

You're just convinced we're all 9+'s since the everyone post topless pics thing, aren't you.

She just wants to see Sarge's beard so she can schlick to that shit in the shower.

Shave pubes, trim happy trail, pit hair (when I feel like it, makes shirts fit better), facial hair (not in that order), keep the facial hair closer these days, but the underside of my chin and mustache get the 5 o'clock shadow treatment and I leave the rest just a little longer (again it's about illusion), shave any traces of unibrow, nip hair, any stray black hairs that surface on my shoulders. Every couple of months I decide wiping is hard and trim down all dat bootycrack hair. I used to shave my Y of chest hair, but I think I'm giving up on that because it balances out my happy trail and I hate when it grows back in.

I have shaved my legs on a dare, it feels weird and the itch when the hair grows back was insane. (so much surface area) I don't grow hair in a lot of places but where I do grow it it's really thick and serious, so I really gotta trim.

A lot of U bros talk of triming/shaving your ass crack hair. How the fuck do you manage that safely?

Between this and the thread about ass wiping we're probably the most awkward board ever.

Feathered_Derpent wrote:A lot of U bros talk of triming/shaving your ass crack hair. How the fuck do you manage that safely?

Seriously? I have two beard trimmers, different brands so I don't get em mixed up. One is for body hair. I use a guard.

I shave my balls with a razor which is like 20x more terrifying.

beholdthesharktopus wrote:Between this and the thread about ass wiping we're probably the most awkward board ever.

the fun thing is that both topics are just serious and chill discussion. on topic: I use a razor for my balls, trim the pubic and armpit hair and don't bother with the rest.

Used an electric trimmer to shave my balls once long ago. Clipped the skin. WORST. FEELING.EVER.
I still do trim with (the same) electric clipper, but I move about as carefully as if I was defusing an IED.

beholdthesharktopus wrote:Between this and the thread about ass wiping we're probably the most awkward board ever.

No care, if any of you bros where amputies i would totally your abs for you

Feathered_Derpent wrote:A lot of U bros talk of triming/shaving your ass crack hair. How the fuck do you manage that safely?

Haha I get a trimmer and just go side to side,easier then you would think.